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Title: Sexing Flies
Post by: Mainewoods on July 23, 2012, 03:18:54 pm
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband swinging a fly swatter.. "What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting Flies." he responded.

"Oh! Killing any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males, and 2 Females." he replies.

She says, "How can you tell the difference?"

He responds, "3 were on a beer can, and 2 were on the phone."
Title: Re: Sexing Flies
Post by: Keefie on July 23, 2012, 04:58:04 pm
lol, heard that one last year, but I still like it (much to the girlfriends annoyance lol)
Title: Re: Sexing Flies
Post by: ChuckD on July 30, 2012, 12:06:27 am
Just as true now as it was then.  :_