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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on July 15, 2012, 10:51:15 pm

Title: BE SPECIFIC when you go to the Doctor's office!
Post by: GrayBeard on July 15, 2012, 10:51:15 pm

Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Kevin said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote
down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

 Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Kevin what he had. Kevin said, 'Shingles.' She wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Kevin  to wait in the examining room.

 A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Kevin what he had. Kevin said, 'Shingles.' So the nurse gave Kevin a  blood
 test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Kevin to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

 An hour later the doctor came in and found Kevin sitting patiently in the nude and asked Kevin what he had. Kevin said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?' Kevin said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'

~~~GB~~~

Title: Re: BE SECIFIC when you go to the Doctor's office!
Post by: newfie on July 15, 2012, 10:59:30 pm

 ;D LOL  ;D

Title: Re: BE SECIFIC when you go to the Doctor's office!
Post by: Keefie on July 16, 2012, 01:38:53 am

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: BE SPECIFIC when you go to the Doctor's office!
Post by: rob roy on July 16, 2012, 12:44:48 pm

Good one GB!!.
Rob Roy.

Title: Re: BE SPECIFIC when you go to the Doctor's office!
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on July 16, 2012, 07:27:40 pm

Sounds like a Newfie joke to me, good one GB