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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on May 31, 2010, 09:12:06 pm

Title: OH, To be TWELVE again!!!
Post by: GrayBeard on May 31, 2010, 09:12:06 pm
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

'I'd like to be twelve again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops,
and then took her to Alton Towers theme park.
What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Corkscrew, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.

Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a Mc Donald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to the cinema with popcorn, a huge Cola, and her favourite sweets......M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He lovingly leaned over his wife with a big smile and asked,
'Well Dear, what was it like being twelve again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my dress size, you IDIOT!!!!'


The moral of the story:
Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

~~~GrayBeard~~~
Title: Re: OH, To be TWELVE again!!!
Post by: cherie on May 31, 2010, 09:16:57 pm
O my...that was so funny.  I would not want to be 12 again, but to slim down like that?  Maybe.  LOL
Title: Re: OH, To be TWELVE again!!!
Post by: Russ C on May 31, 2010, 09:39:27 pm
Read my wife this story. LOLOL... We men seem to never get it right.  ::)
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Post by: chief on May 31, 2010, 09:41:04 pm
It's because women don't know how to properly communicate.
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Post by: jimbo on May 31, 2010, 10:25:08 pm
When your rite your wrong
Jimbo
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Post by: KENINLEX on May 31, 2010, 10:44:34 pm
I won't touch touch that one.
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Post by: cherie on May 31, 2010, 11:01:30 pm
I know some men asking for broken noses here.  hehehe
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Post by: dgman on May 31, 2010, 11:10:10 pm
Boy I'm not going to touch this one, Cherie sounds like she means business! ::)
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Post by: cherie on May 31, 2010, 11:11:45 pm
Some people are just lucky I can't jump through their computer screens.  hehehehehehe :-*
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Post by: jimbo on May 31, 2010, 11:12:04 pm
Cant touch me i'm to far away so I will be as cheeky as I like
Jimbo
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Post by: cherie on May 31, 2010, 11:14:08 pm
Jimbo...where are you located again!!!  lol
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Post by: Russ C on June 01, 2010, 02:36:00 am
Don't tell her, she just may show up and break your nose. LOLOL  ::)
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Post by: jimbo on June 03, 2010, 03:19:32 am
to late, some one else beat you, I mean me
Jimbo
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Post by: dankc908 on June 04, 2010, 08:16:31 am
That one was RICH!!!