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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on May 31, 2010, 01:11:22 am
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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of POOP..
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!!!
~~~GrayBeard~~~
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Souds rite to me, who wants to go rusty
Jimbo
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Cheer, cheer for Beer. All in favor raise your glass (mug). ::)
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I'm raising my mug as we speak! ;D ;D
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The doctors always say that a glass of red wine is good for the heart!
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Or is it the blood
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Sooooo this has been scientifically proven, let the drinking begin.
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the only thing water is good for is making wine and beer, in no particular order
Jimbo
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Don't forget, it is good for taking a bath. On second thought, taking a bath in poop. Awe man, now look what you started.
:o :o :o
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EEEEEWWWWWWW!!!! now this is getting deeper and deeper.
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Chin deep if you are taking a bath. OMG----Lost the soap---LOLOL
::) ::) ::)
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I would not bend over if I was you. Don't know who is behind you. LOLOLOLOLOL
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Oh my. I just had a horrible thought. How about swimming pools. >>>Now that's allot of poop right there.<<< LOLOL.
<<<You could definitely get in over your head.>>>
I crack myself up sometimes.
:o :o :o
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Russ...you just keep getting deeper and deeper. What color are your eyes again? LOL
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The same color as yours! LOL :o :o :o
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So were on a fire scene. We have a pumper using the deck gun. So were pumping a 1000 gals. of poop a minute? Dave :o
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I see, said the blind man.>>> So instead of GPM (gallons per minute) it was PPM (poop per minute).<<< That is slinging a lot of poop. More than the proverbial fan. I so crack me up. LOLOLOLOL.
:o :o :o
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OMG! This is sure getting awfully poopy in here. Better find a gas mask soon. :P
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Defiantly don't use that fan LOL :o
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Not in this heat, and this should make 500!!
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Good thing I don't drink water. Now maybe I should stop taking bath. ;D
JP