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Title: EVE CHATS WITH GOD
Post by: MOONIE on May 22, 2012, 09:54:54 pm

 
Eve chats with God
"Lord, I have a problem."
"What is it, Eve?"
"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, especially that hilarious snake, but I'm just not happy."
"And why is that Eve?"
"Lord, I'm lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"Man? What is that Lord?"
"A flawed creature with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain. All in all he'll give you a hard time, but he'll be bigger and faster and will love to hunt, fish and bring you good things to eat. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like playing cards and knocking a ball around. He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows," but what's the catch?"
"Well,..... you can have him on one condition."
"And what's that Lord? "
"Well, since he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring, you'll have to let him believe that I made him first.
And it will have to be our little secret ..... you know, woman to woman."
 
 

Title: Re: EVE CHATS WITH GOD
Post by: Bill P on May 22, 2012, 10:25:01 pm

I love it!   :D

Bill

Title: Re: EVE CHATS WITH GOD
Post by: wombatie on May 23, 2012, 02:14:05 am

Amen to that.   :D :D :D

Marg

Title: Re: EVE CHATS WITH GOD
Post by: Keefie on May 23, 2012, 08:06:28 am

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: EVE CHATS WITH GOD
Post by: slowcutter on May 23, 2012, 11:28:56 am

OK if that's the way it is let it be.

But my part sure has been fun.

HEHE

JP

Title: Re: EVE CHATS WITH GOD
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on May 23, 2012, 03:32:49 pm

God one, ;D , couldn't resist.   I always knew God was a woman.

Title: Re: EVE CHATS WITH GOD
Post by: Rapid Roger on May 23, 2012, 09:47:09 pm

My daughter once sent me a postcard with a cartoon on it. It said......

"When God created man, She was only kidding around."

Rog  :D ;)

Title: Re: EVE CHATS WITH GOD
Post by: Coffeepot on May 24, 2012, 10:22:24 am

Actually, we all know man was created first because he needed a head start.   ;)