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The Coffee Shop / A funny for you ... The Sheer Negligee

« on: July 23, 2014, 05:36:14 pm »

A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'

He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin

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The Coffee Shop / Appologies

« on: July 22, 2014, 01:19:12 pm »

I would like to appologise to anyone who makes a comment or shows off their work if I have missed posting a reply. I promise I'm not ignoring you or think the work doesn't rate a reply. It's because I'm still looking after my Dad after his stroke and I don't get the time in here I would like to. The work posted in here is absolutely awesome and deserves nice comments. I only get to spend 10 mins at a time in here before I have to go check on Dad. which isn't enough time to look at all the fantastic work and reply to all the postings. As Dad's health improves I will be able to spend longer in the forum and leave comments that the work so richly deserves, but till then please accept my appologies and I will post when I can.

Keith.

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Brag Forum / Lost my mind !!!!

« on: July 20, 2014, 10:17:29 am »

I just finished this one, thanks go to "Messman" for his pattern. all comments and critique welcomed

Keith.

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Pattern Requests. / Clean, Single, Looking for Mate !!!!

« on: July 13, 2014, 04:58:14 pm »

I saw this as a photo and liked it, this is what I came up with. Please feel free to download it if you like the pattern.

Keefie

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The Coffee Shop / I'm Back

« on: July 13, 2014, 04:40:16 pm »

Well Dad's really on the mend and getting over his stroke. It's still going to take a very long time for him to reach the 95% recovery the doctors are hoping for, but he is recovering fast. He even picked up his paint brushes and started doing his oil paintings again - they arent up to his usual standard, but they are turning out quite well - he even took one in as a present for his speech therapist, she was highly impressed by the standard of it. So now I'm getting a little more free time I should be able to show my ugly face in here again - and cure my withdrawal symptoms from not being able to get in here. I'm looking forward to catching up with all thats gone on here, and putting that Scottish Hoss Thief Rob back in his place (I bet he thought Christmas had come early as I haven't been about here to throw insults at him) Although I must admit I did have some nice emails from Rob, Marg and some others checking up on how I was and asking after my dad's health too. When all's said and done, I think I got it perfectly correct when I said this is my second family here - and what a fantastic family it is too.

Keefie.

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Pattern Requests. / Founder Member

« on: June 01, 2014, 09:29:50 am »

I don't want to go out to the workshop and leave Dad on his own while he's recovering from his stroke, so I thought I would have a play around with a wordart pattern. Here's what I came up with. If I saved it correctly it should fit perfectly into an 8" x 10" frame. Please take a copy if you can use it.

Keefie.

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The Coffee Shop / Help needed please

« on: May 29, 2014, 06:41:54 am »

Yesterday morning my father had a mini stroke. He's getting all his words mixed up, he knows what he wants to say but it comes out all wrong. I took him to the doctors yesterday and he's got a hospital appointment tomorrow at 9am. Your prayers would be much appreciated

Keefie.

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Pattern Requests. / Horses

« on: May 24, 2014, 03:36:52 pm »

Does anyone know where I can get this pattern from?

http://stevedgood.com/community/index.php?action=gallery;sa=view;pic=922

Keefie

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The Coffee Shop / A little drinking problem!!!

« on: May 23, 2014, 05:07:33 pm »

I think I have a little drinking problem !!!

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Brag Forum / Dentist

« on: May 19, 2014, 01:10:45 pm »

I recently asked for a cartoon type pattern of a dentist and Grampa (Paul) kindly came up with a pattern for me. here it is finished. - Thanks Paul.

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Brag Forum / Alphabet Puzzle

« on: May 19, 2014, 11:06:25 am »

Just finished making Steve's Alphabet puzzle for my daughter. It's for the kids at a pre-school she runs, it still needs finishing and painting but one of the other staff does all that with child safe paints.

Hope you like it.

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Brag Forum / Night Light

« on: May 15, 2014, 01:32:39 pm »

Just finished Cutting this night light, it's only put together for the picture as it still needs to be sanded and finished. It is all cut from 4mm Baltic Birch Plywood. The only problem is it's not a freestanding one it's designed to hang from the ceiling but I need to modify it somehow to make it a free standing one - I'm open to suggestions for that!!!

Keefie

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