ATD - at the doctor
BFF - best friend fell
BTW - bring the wheelchair
BYOT - bring your own teeth
FWIW - forgot where I was
GGPBL - gotta go, pacemaker battery low
IMHO - is my hearing aid on?
LMDO - laughing my dentures out
OMMR - on my massage recliner
ROFLACGU - rolling on the floor and can't get up
TTYL - talk to you louder
Marg
