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Title: My thoughts exactly
Post by: jscott2 on October 26, 2018, 11:02:23 pm

I am 80 years old and love to fish.

I was sitting in my boat the other day when I heard a voice say, "Pick me up."

I looked around but couldn't see any one.

I thought I was dreaming when I heard the voice say again, "Pick me up."

I looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

So I said, "Are you talking to me?"

The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me and I' ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!"

I took a look at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked her up carefully, and placed her in my front breast pocket.

Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I just said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride."

I opened my pocket, looked at the frog and said, 
                 
"Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."

Title: Re: My thoughts exactly
Post by: eburk on October 27, 2018, 12:24:09 am

Love it!!!

Title: Re: My thoughts exactly
Post by: Norm Fengstad on October 27, 2018, 10:59:48 am

I copied and pasted and sent to many friends, thank you for the chuckle, it was just what I needed

Title: Re: My thoughts exactly
Post by: Rapid Roger on October 29, 2018, 05:45:55 pm

I would fully agree with your thought.

Title: Re: My thoughts exactly
Post by: GLC on October 30, 2018, 11:38:30 am

A great chuckle!  Thanks...

Title: Re: My thoughts exactly
Post by: ChadwickM on November 13, 2018, 09:05:41 am

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I could sense where this was going but still had a nice ole chuckle. haha