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Offline yyyyyguy

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Celibacy...
« on: February 26, 2011, 04:41:56 pm »
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances...

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other".  He addressed the men, "Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?"





Frank leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently and whispered, "Gold Medal-All Purpose, right?"

And thus began Frank's life of celibacy...

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Re: Celibacy...
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2011, 06:52:53 pm »
Is that what I did wrong?
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Re: Celibacy...
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2011, 09:15:45 pm »
Dang so thats it huh well I thought when she said to buy me flowers I thought she meant Flour I was wondering why she wanted so many different kinds lol

Offline Russ C

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Re: Celibacy...
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2011, 04:33:11 am »
LOL  ::)  ::)  ::)
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Re: Celibacy...
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2011, 11:32:53 pm »
LOL! I bet Duct Tape would have an application here! ;D

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Re: Celibacy...
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2011, 08:24:36 am »
LOL! I bet Duct Tape would have an application here! ;D

you've got the "All Purpose" right Harold :D
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