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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: rob roy on January 01, 2013, 03:43:31 pm
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A big heartfelt thank you to all for all the good wishes you sent me. Thanks again.
Rob Roy.
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You're welcome Rob. ;) :-*
Marg
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Thank you too Rob (for taking all the stick we sling at you and coming back at us with plenty more - all the fun and banter keeps me from going nuts lol)
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I love it too Keith.
Marg
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Hi Keith and Marg, Nothing like a bit of fun and banter for lightening up the soul. Life's too short to be serious all the time.You talking about NUTS Keith. On New Years day my missus asked me to go out to the shop and get a pair of pliers. Naturally, I questioned the reason for this request and the answer scared the wits out of me, because she said she was going to CRACK SOME NUTS. Needless to say I was a good boy all day. :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o Hope you both had a good New Year.
Rob Roy.
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Marg
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I am a little curious RR. What kind of nuts was she going to crack? ??? ??? ??? ??? ;D
I know that may be just a little personal! :P
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Well King after being scared to even breathe, in the end it turned out to be hazel nuts, walnuts and brazil nuts Not Rob Roy's. Never heard of Rob Roy Nuts let alone tasted them. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Rob Roy.
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Well King after being scared to even breathe, in the end it turned out to be hazel nuts, walnuts and brazil nuts Not Rob Roy's. Never heard of Rob Roy Nuts let alone tasted them. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Rob Roy.
Roy you are SO BAD. LOL
I was sure she couldn't find a pair of pliers large enough to crack that coconut sitting on top of your shoulders.
Too bad. LMAO
Hi Buddy. ;D ;D ;D
Gabby
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Wish you hadn't said that Gabby as I have a 9 inch and ten inch jawed pump pliers in the shop. I'll have to hide them. Glad you're back you old rascal. ;D ;D
Rob Roy.
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Hey Rob with friends like Gabby and me, you just know we'll tell your wife where you hid them lol
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Speak for yourself Keith, I'm not about to get caught up in a 3 way with Scotland, England and the USA, I'll just give him H3LL on my own.
Ain't that what friends are for?? LOL
Us horse thieves have to stick together you know.
Now where did he hide those things. ;)
Gabby
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Gabby don't worry about where he hid them. Whe SHE tells him to go fetch them he will! Or else
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Hey Billy, whats the betting one of out Intarsia friends here turns that into a pattern and cuts it lol
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Keffie that would be cool. then we can all cut one and send it to Rob! What are friends for?
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Keffie that would be cool. then we can all cut one and send it to Rob! What are friends for?
Hey Billy let up on Roy he's MY personal whipping boy. Go find your own I've just got him trained and don't want him getting soured now Ya'hear. LOL
Gabby
OK Roy it's your turn. ;D
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You just got him trained Gabby, Don't let him have a turn now, or all that training goes out the window and you'll have to start again ;D ;D
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Well my "friends", Marg,Gabby, Keefie, King and Billy. Very nice of you to castigate me when I was not able to defend myself. This was due to having no phone, no broadband and a house turned upside down with heating engineers.
Now it's my turn. Well Gabby, I'm not so sure about me being your whipping boy, at your age I doubt you could WHIP CREAM LOL. Maybe I deserved the comments from you all as I may have a touch of foot and mouth disease. I.E. every time I open my mouth I put my foot in it. My dear wife has still not found the big pump pliers despite your efforts to the contrary, so I'm safe for the moment!!!.
Maybe the following will help jog your memory about married life.
Please peruse at your leisure.
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE
No 1
Marriages are made in Heaven, but so are thunder and lightning
No 2
If you want your wife to listen and pay attention to every word you say,
talk in your sleep.
No 3
Marriage is grand-- ---------- divorce is at least 100 grand.
No 4
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year
the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year they both speak and the neighbors listen.
No 5
When a man opens the car door for his wife you can be sure of one thing.
Either the car is new or the wife is.
No 6
Marriage is when a man and a woman become as one:
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
No 7
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
No 8
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding,economical and a good cook.
Unfortunately,the law allows only one wife.
No 9.
Marriage and love are purely matters of chemistry.
That is why a wife treats her husband like toxic waste.
No 10
A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that he is FINISHED.
Here Endeth This Lesson. Amen.
Rob Roy. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Rob, I am soooooo sorry, I didn't mean to "castigate" you. - Is there any chance at all that you can get them sewn back on again?? :o :o ::) ::) ::)
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I dont't think so Keffie I am sure he sold them already
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Hello Keefie, I just KNEW you would catch on to the castigation bit. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Rob Roy.
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Hi Billy, I'll try E Bay tomorrow, but won't get my hopes up. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::).
Rob Roy.
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Hey Keith we did't gastigate Rob, his wife did that years ago. :D :D :D :D :D :D That's a wife's job. :D :D :D :D :D :D
Marg
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Well Marg, quite appropriate, since Gabby and I are involved in horse thieving I usually go for the GELDINGS and since I am in a similar state to them I can keep up with them no problem. AAAAAAAAH well, that's life aint it. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Rob Roy.
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I am sure glad we love Rob ::) ::) ::) ::)
That brings me to the next point to ponder................ :-X :-X :-X :-\
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Oh My God! that's the best laugh I've had in a long time the tears are running down my face. That was definitely worth the price of admission!
Roy I kind of figured you would want to be my whipping boy for that very reason.
Now get back in your cage Billy got it right now you'll have to be trained all over again. LOL
Hi Buddy I'm glad to see you in such good form that was priceless!
Gabby
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Gabby and all the folks here, that just shows you what can happen on this super forum.
You start a THREAD and you get well and truly STITCHED UP. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Rob Roy
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Gabby and all the folks here, that just shows you what can happen on this super forum.
You start a THREAD and you get well and truly STITCHED UP. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Rob Roy
Aint that the truth I love this group!
Gabby
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I'll second that Gabby, great bunch of guys and gals here, all with a great sense of humour (which is lucky in Rob's case as he gets the brunt of it lol) It's a good job Rob knows we like him and it's all in fun otherwise he would be down here tossing his "Caber" onto my workshop!!!!! :o :o
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Filthy habit Keefie. :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Rob Roy.
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We used to pick on Gabby until he got sick so then we turned our attention on Rob. I guess that means you need to get sick for us to turn our attention onto Keith or King but not me because I am far to nice. But I would rather we keep picking on Rob,because we don't really want him to get sick do we. :-* ;)
Marg
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Marg, That is the best excuse for picking on someone I have ever heard!!!!!
but it's true, we don't want Rob getting sick - his replies are just so funny
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Hey you guys, have you pair got a VOODOO DOLL somewhere and sticking pins in it ??. I'm sitting here in agony, stuffed with painkillers, due to twisting my back trying to stop my twelve month old grandson falling. I may tell you at this moment, the painkillers are about as much use as a cardboard canoe. So would you like to stop sticking pins in that doll. However, if you wish to continue to do so please be careful where you stick them, I've got enough problems, thanks.
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Rob Roy.
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Take it easy Rob and get your back better. (I'm sure we can save it up till you're well enough to fight back lol) want me to send you some of my pain killers? hope your Grandson didn't hurt himself?
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Rob Rob Rob That is truly as sad story. You even played the "Grandson Card" Now I am sure you are in great pain and do hope you heal, BUT What were you REALLY doing!!!!!?????
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It was too much Glenmorangie (if thats how it's spelt lol) but he didn't want to admit that !!!!! He doesn't have a drink problem, he drinks, gets drunk, then falls down - no problem!!! (sorry Rob, I know I promised not to tell, but I couldnt resist lol)
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Hi Keefie, I most certainly DO have a drink problem. I can't $%?&*%^g afford it.
However, I manage to struggle along just fine with the donations. The little fellow is fine and there was no alcohol involved!!.
I may indulge this afternoon, strictly for medicinal purposes, namely Painkilling.
Rob Roy. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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I have put my little doll away now so you should be better soon. ;) Seriously though I hope you get better soon. :-* Your grandson may not have hurt himself half as much as you if you had let him fall, just remember that next time. ;)
Marg
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Awwwww Maaarrrrggg, thats not nice , throw the kids and save yourself !!!!
(I know you didn't mean it like that lol) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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OH NO I didn't mean it like that :D :D :D :D :D
Marg
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See I told you guys to let up on my Buddy, see what you've done, thankfully it isn't as serious as my problem was.
Roy have a double belt for me, I'm sitting here with a Canadian Mist and Pepsi, trying to ease the leg pain, it may take a couple more to do it! Yum!
Gabby
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Your not too bad off Gabby. Canadian Mist sells for about 45.00 a 40 oz crock. But then across the border it probably sells for 20.oo. Rob I certainly hope you are feeling better. ;D
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The wife buys it for her daily Manhattan, she gets 1 3/4 liters for $12 it's $25 in the state Liquor stores, so she goes over into California and makes a booze run about every 6 months and stocks up, it pays for the petrol and she and her dogs make a day of it on the beachs as well.
Ok so now I'm on my second one we'll see if that does the job. :D
Where are you Drover, I'm in Southern OR?
Gabby
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Hi Clyde, my back is a whole lot easier, but I now have a trapped nerve in my left leg. Literally a pain in A**. :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(.
Rob Roy.
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Oh Rob you poor thing you. Perhaps you need some of Gabby's medicine it would eeeeeeeease your pain and really help yooouuuuuuu toooooooo sllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeep. zzzzzzzzzzz. Night night.
Marg
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We used to pick on Gabby until he got sick so then we turned our attention on Rob. I guess that means you need to get sick for us to turn our attention onto Keith or King but not me because I am far to nice. But I would rather we keep picking on Rob,because we don't really want him to get sick do we. :-* ;)
Marg
Marg you are Blond aren't you?
Go back and read what you said above, and then explain your reasoning.
Pick on Gabby till he's sick then find someone else to pick on like Rob and keep picking on him because we don't want him getting sick.
King jump in here this is your area of expertise. Sure has me cornfused.
Gabby or is that Bill or George or Sue? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
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Gabby, Bill, George, Sue yes I used to be blond now even my hair can't make up its mind what color it wants to be. LOL :D :D :D :D :D :D
Marg
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At least you've got hair Marg. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Rob Roy.
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Marg
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I no longer wear out my comb.
Come to think of it what comb?
LOLOL
Gabby
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No combs or brushes for me, Gabby and Marg. A microfiber cloth in my hip pocket and a quick dust as and when required. Got to be careful on sunny days though, as I could blind folks with the glare. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Rob Roy.
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I'll have a look online for you Rob, someone might make a "poloroid Cap" for you ::) ::) ::)
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As long as it matches my polarised sun specs Keefie!!LOL. Can't use reaction lenses for driving as they don't work in the car. >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Rob Roy.
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As long as it matches my polarised sun specs Keefie!!LOL. Can't use reaction lenses for driving as they don't work in the car. >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Rob Roy.
Just when would you need sunglasses pray tell?
G
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Need them for the Sun Bed Gabby. What's the world coming to when a Scotsman has to PAY FOR SUNSHINE???? :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Rob Roy.
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Don't believe him Gabby, he needs sunglasses when driving so the cars coming in the other direction don't blind him with their headlights reflecting off his head!!!! (sorry Rob, but the truth had to be told lol)
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I would like to know how 'A big thank you' turned into polarized glasses shiny heads and heaven knows what else??????????????????????????? This thank you was certainly hijacked a few times :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Marg
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Hi Marg, I think we better stop before these episodes reach the depths of depravity. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D.
Rob Roy.
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No I think we just need to start a new post. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Marg
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Now you've got me thinking Marg. This could be dangerous. :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :
Rob Roy.
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I would like to know how 'A big thank you' turned into polarized glasses shiny heads and heaven knows what else??? This thank you was certainly hijacked a few times
Marg
I'd like to know why I got drug into this. First Marg drags me in trying to make me sick, and then gabby wants me to come to his aid. ??? ??? ??? ???
Now I have to have another back surgery. Dodging Marg, carrying gabby All due to being dragged into this get well for rob and his nuts, with Keefie, Billy, and Cdrover stirring the pot with tears in their eyes.
I still want to know who is Hazel?
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You have to be VERY quick to dodge me King. :D :D :D :D ;)
And who the devil is Hazel and where does she come from??????????? Just so long as she knows how to laugh, poke fun at Rob & Gabby & Keith & You & Me & anyone else she wants to poke fun at I guess she's welcome :-* :D :D Come on in and join the fun as long as you leave Robs nuts out of it that is. :o :o :o :o :o
Marg :-*
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Well King after being scared to even breathe, in the end it turned out to be hazel nuts
SO WHO IS HAZEL? Is she Robs maid. Like that ole TV show called Hazel? Must be nice to have a maid.
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Gary and Marg, HAZEL is for me to know and you to find out. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::).
Rob Roy.
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If Hazle is Robs maid, she must work for peanuts!
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Now we are back to the nuts again ??? ??? ??? ???
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Hey Rob can you do me a favor? I got a e-mail telling me I'am a winner. Will you go collect it for me and I will split it 50/50 with you.
The National Lottery
P O Box 1010
Liverpool, L70 1N
UNITED KINGDOM
(Customer Services)
Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch: 074/09/ZY369
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
FYI This is a scam
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Yep King , just like this entire thread!
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It all comes back to nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think that just about sums us all up.
Marg
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Just as long as they're not "Crushed nuts" !!!!!!!!! :o :o :o :o :o
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In reply to Billy's question, Hazel DOES get paid!!!. In HAZEL NUTS of course. In a short while I will be going to the country park with Grandson number two to feed the ducks. Who knows I may even get a half decent conversation with them. This thread needs refreshed. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Rob Roy.
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Would that be light refreshment sir, or a bit of the heavy stuff???????????? ::) ::) ::) ::) :D :D :D :D
Marg
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A mixture of both my Dear Marg. After all, variety is the spice of life.
Rob Roy. 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
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Hazel is a nut and a figment of King's imagination!
Hazel who?
Gabby Nut