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Offline GrayBeard

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The Anniversary Present....
« on: June 16, 2010, 11:43:32 pm »
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary..
She said,

'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started...
I never really wanted to grow up....All I wanted was to be able to reach the cookie jar...and play with my DW 788

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Re: The Anniversary Present....
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2010, 08:33:23 am »
Ed...your not married...right?  LOL

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Re: The Anniversary Present....
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2010, 12:14:54 pm »
Maybe that is why!!!
I never really wanted to grow up....All I wanted was to be able to reach the cookie jar...and play with my DW 788

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Re: The Anniversary Present....
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2010, 12:31:29 pm »
My wife joined Weight Watchers to help watch her weight. Don't know why, it's in the same darn place it was five years ago.  LOLOL
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Re: The Anniversary Present....
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2010, 01:22:48 pm »
My wife told me that she lost 10 pounds. I said "Turn around, I think I've found it!"

Then the fight started.

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Re: The Anniversary Present....
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2010, 01:33:50 pm »
I married my wife March 10, 1969 and we are still together. In all that time we've only had one fight, it started December 8. 1969.

Rog
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Re: The Anniversary Present....
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2010, 04:13:31 pm »
And it goes "on and on and on and on..."

 

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