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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Kepy on June 11, 2010, 08:08:02 am
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The Senior Alphabet:
A's for arthritis; B's the bad back, C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?
D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention, G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H high blood pressure--I'd rather it low; I for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend, K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L 's for libido, what happened to sex? M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low; O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!
P for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu? R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; troubles with flow; V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.
W for worry, now what's going 'round? X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y for another year I'm left here behind, Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind!
I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed.
I keep twenty-six doctors fully employed!
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Never be able to read my a,b,c's the same way again.
LOL ::) ::) ::)
Some of those I already have.
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Dang, I got most of em.... :-[
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YEP YEP YEP
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i will never think of the alphabet the same way again
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Heck of a thing to read just when I got home from the Neurosurgeon's office!
I definitely IDENTIFY!!!!
~~~GrayBeard~~~