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Title: Dear Airlines
Post by: ChuckD on October 05, 2015, 10:31:17 pm

Dear Airlines: 

Dump the male flight Attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. 

Replace all the female flight attendants with YOUNG good-looking strippers!   What the hell!! They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party   atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even  more money. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. 

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this?     
Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely, 

 

Bill Clinton




 

Title: Re: Dear Airlines
Post by: jscott2 on October 05, 2015, 11:02:01 pm

Works for me!!

Jim

Title: Re: Dear Airlines
Post by: Crabbyboater on October 06, 2015, 12:42:29 pm

sounds like a plan!

Title: Re: Dear Airlines
Post by: GrayBeard on October 06, 2015, 04:25:30 pm

Never met a male flight attendant or a female over 40 I could like!