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Fender Skirts???
« on: September 21, 2011, 01:32:24 pm »
 FENDER SKIRTS AND RAT FINKS

I know some of you will not understand this message, but I bet you know
someone who might.
I came across this phrase yesterday. 'FENDER SKIRTS.'


A term I haven't heard in a long time, and thinking about 'fender skirts'
started me thinking about other words that quietly disappear from our
language with hardly a notice like 'curb feelers.'


And 'steering knobs.' (AKA) 'suicide knob,' 'neckers knobs.'


Since I'd been thinking of cars, my mind naturally went that direction
first.

Any kids will probably have to find some older person over 50 to explain
some of these terms to you.

Remember 'Continental kits?' They were rear bumper extenders and spare tire
covers that were supposed to make any car as cool as a Lincoln Continental.


When did we quit calling them 'emergency brakes?' At some point 'parking
brake' became the proper term. But I miss the hint of drama that went with
'emergency brake.'


I'm sad, too, that almost all the old folks are gone who would call the
accelerator the 'foot feed.' Many today do not even know what a clutch is or
that the dimmer switch used to be on the floor.


Didn't you ever wait at the street for your daddy to come home, so you could
ride the 'running board' up to the house?


Here's a phrase I heard all the time in my youth but never anymore -
'store-bought.' Of course, just about everything is store-bought these days.
But once it was bragging material to have a store-bought dress or a
store-bought bag of candy.


'Coast to coast' is a phrase that once held all sorts of excitement and now
means almost nothing. Now we take the term 'world wide' for granted. This
floors me.


On a smaller scale, 'wall-to-wall' was once a magical term in our homes. In
the '50s, everyone covered his or her hardwood floors with, wow,
wall-to-wall carpeting! Today, everyone replaces their wall-to-wall
carpeting with hardwood floors. Go figure.






When was the last time you heard the quaint phrase 'in a family way ?' It's
hard to imagine that the word 'pregnant' was once considered a little too
graphic, a little too clinical for use in polite company, so we had all that
talk about stork visits and 'being in a family way' or simply 'expecting.'

Apparently 'brassiere' is a word no longer in usage. I said it the other day
and my daughter cracked up. I guess it's just 'bra' now. 'Unmentionables'
probably wouldn't be understood at all.

I always loved going to the 'picture show,' but I considered 'movie' an
affectation.


Most of these words go back to the '50s, but here's a pure '60s word I came
across the other day 'rat fink.' Ooh, what a nasty put-down!


Here's a word I miss - 'percolator.' That was just a fun word to say. And
what was it replaced with 'Coffee maker.' How dull... Mr. Coffee, I blame
you for this.


I miss those made-up marketing words that were meant to sound so modern and
now sound so retro. Words like 'DynaFlow' and 'Electrolux.' Introducing the
1963 Admiral TV, now with 'SpectraVision!'


Food for thought. Was there a telethon that wiped out lumbago? Nobody
complains of that anymore. Maybe that's what Castor oil cured, because I
never hear mothers threatening kids with Castor oil anymore.


Some words aren't gone, but are definitely on the endangered list. The one
that grieves me most is 'supper.' Now everybody says 'dinner.' Save a great
word. Invite someone to supper. Discuss fender skirts.


Someone forwarded this to me. I thought some of us of a 'certain age' would
remember most of these.

~~~GB~~~
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Re: Fender Skirts???
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2011, 02:15:08 pm »
GB, being a youngster at 80, I remember everyone of those words. If I ever happen to mention any of them to my Grandchildren or their friends they get a funny look on their faces and think I finally lost it. Thanks so much for the memories.

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Re: Fender Skirts???
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2011, 03:00:21 pm »
Hey GB.  You forgot "curb feelers"!  Remember those?  BTW, I have a JC Whitney catalog if you want to reminisce.  It's the 1958 edition.  Good place to buy a couple of fluffy dice to hang off of your rear view mirror.

You got me thinking about other automotive terms, like hub caps.  Now they're wheel covers.  And whitewalls used to cost a bit more than plain old black wall tires, or you could buy a whitewall ring and put it on the blackwall to make it look nicer.  Radios and air conditioning were options.
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« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2011, 03:00:48 pm »
Along those same lines, here's a list I've been collecting over the years.

Things from the past, Way Past

Car Head lights dimmer switches on the floor.
Car Ignition switches on the dashboard.
Car Heaters mounted on the inside of the firewall.
Cars had to be started by turning the motor over by hand with a crank.
And no one ever asked where the car keys were 'cause they were always in the car, in the ignition and the doors were never locked,
Riding on the car?s Running Boards.
Fender Skirts, Spot Lights, Fog Lights and Fox Tails were on most cars. (Young Guys)
When a '57 Chevy was everyone's dream car to cruise, peel out, lay rubber or watch submarine races
Long gone are cars named Packards, Henry J?s, Cords. Tuckers, Studebakers, Hudsons, Morgans, Lincoln Zephyrs and Nashes
Using hand signals for cars without turn signals.
When you got your windshield cleaned, oil checked, and gas pumped, without asking, for free, every time. . and, you didn't pay for air. . .and, you got trading
stamps or free drinking glasses to boot!
Real ice boxes and there was an Ice Man that delivered blocks of Ice and put them in the Ice box for you, Size and amount depended on the sign you put in your front window.
Pant leg clips for bicycles without chain guards.
Soldering irons you heat on a gas burner or wood stove, in the kitchen.
Washing Machines That you had to fill by hand, and run the clothes thru a ringer on top of the machine,
Before that, washing clothes in a washtub, scrubbing them on a scrub board.
Blackjack chewing gum
Penney loves of bread about 5? long
Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
Candy cigarettes
Soda pop machines that dispensed bottles
Coffee shops with table-side jukeboxes
Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
Telephone Party lines
Telephone numbers with a word prefix (Olive - 6933)
Newsreels before the movie
P.F. Flyers
Butch wax
Peashooters
Howdy Doody
78 and 45 RPM records
S&H Green Stamps and Blue Stamps
Hi-fi's
Metal ice trays with lever
Mimeograph paper
Blue flashbulbs
Roller skate keys
Cork popguns
Drive-ins
The Green Hornet, Inter Sanctum, Gene Autry, Captain Midnight, Sky King and Jack Armstrong, the all American boy, Flash Gordon, Buck Rogers, Amos & Andy, George Burns, Fred Allen and Red Skeleton, all on radio.
Black and White TV?s with round screens that you sat a tri colored screen in front of to make believe you had colored TV.
Sleeping in front of an open door on hot summer night because you had no AC.
Laying awake al night trying to kill Mosquitoes
Wash tub wringers
I'm talking about games and things like hide and go seek at dusk,
Sitting on the porch,
Simon Says,
Kick the Can,
Red light, Green light,
Chocolate milk,
Going home for lunch,
Penny candy from the store,
Hopscotch,
Butterscotch,
Skates with keys,
Jacks,
Mother May I?
Hula Hoops and Sunflower seeds,
Whist and Old Maid and Crazy Eights,
Wax lips and mustaches,
Mary Jane Shoes
Saddle Shoes,
Coke bottles with the names of cities on the bottom,
Running through the sprinkler,
Running behind the DDT truck,
Running behind the water truck as they water the dirt streets to keep the dust down.
Sitting on the curb, (What Curb)
Staring at clouds,
Circle pins,
Bobby pins,
Mickey Mouse Club, Crusader Rabbit, Rocky & Bullwinkle, Kukla, Fran & Ollie, Spin & Marty all in black & white,
When around the corner seemed far away, and going downtown seemed like going somewhere,
Bedtime,
Climbing trees,
Making forts, Digging Tunnels out behind the house,
Out Houses, 
A Coaster made from orange crates and an old skate,
Swinging on a rope from a tree like Tarzan,
Backyard Shows,
Lemonade stands,
Cops and Robbers,
Cowboys and Indians,
Jumping' down the steps,
Jumping on the bed,
Pillow fights,
Having "Company",
Ribbon candy,
Angel hair on the Christmas tree,
Running from the neighbors at Halloween while trying to steal Pumpkins from their patch,
Jackie Gleason as "the poor soul",
White gloves,
Walking to church,
Walking to the Community Center,
Being tickled to death,
Running till you were out of breath,
Laughing so hard that your stomach hurt,
Being tired from playing . . . Remember that?
Not stepping on a crack . . . or you'll break your mother's back,
Paper chains at Christmas,
Silhouettes of Lincoln and Washington,
The smell of paste,
Buck bags and Evening in Paris,
Crowding around in a circle for the 'after-school fight', then running when the teacher came.
What about the girl that had the big bubbly hand-writing. . . who dotted her "i's" with hearts??
The Stroll,
Popcorn balls, & sock hops,
Lunch Boxes with a Thermos (that broke).
When there were two types of sneakers for girls and boys (Keds & PF Flyer) and the only time you wore them at school was for "gym". . .
And the girls had those ugly uniforms,
When it took five minutes for the TV to warm up,
When nearly everyone's Mom was at home when the kids got home from school,
When a quarter was a decent allowance, and another quarter a huge bonus,
When you'd reach into a muddy gutter for a penny,
When girls neither dated nor kissed until late high school, if then,
When your Mom wore nylons that came in two pieces (or when you did!),
When all of your male teachers wore neckties and female teachers had their hair done everyday and wore high heels,
When nobody owned a pure bred dog (except Bohart),
When laundry detergent had free glasses, dishes or towels hidden inside the box,
When any parent could discipline any kid, or feed him or use him to carry groceries, and nobody, not even the kid, thought a thing of it,
When it was considered a great privilege to be taken out to dinner at a real restaurant with your parents,
When they threatened to keep kids back a grade if they failed . . . and did!
When the worst thing you could do at school was smoke in the bathrooms, flunk a test or chew gum,
And the prom was in the auditorium and we danced to an orchestra, and all the girls wore pastel gowns and the boys wore suits for the first time and we stayed
out all night,
When people went steady and girls wore a class ring with an inch of wrapped dental floss coated with pastel frost nail polish so it would fit her finger,
And you got in big trouble if you accidentally locked the doors at home. No one ever had a key. If you had a key it was a skeleton and it fit everyone?s door
And lying on your back on the grass with your friends and saying things like "That cloud looks like a.....
When stuff from the store came without safety caps and hermetic seals 'cause no one had yet tried to poison a perfect stranger,
And playing baseball with no adults to help kids with the rules of the game. Then....baseball was not a psychological group learning experience, it was a game.
When you took you Sat. night bath in a washtub that you filled with the water you had to heat on the kitchen stove.
There was the laundry you hung on a clothes line, out back except in the winter then you hung clothes in the house to dry.
Al

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Re: Fender Skirts???
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2011, 10:03:18 pm »
sounds like an interesting time.

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« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2011, 10:06:25 pm »
Well between GB and Al
 they've pretty well covered the subject maybe missed one or 2 but who's counting.
Any one ever go out and cut a stick, tie a string to one end and call it a horse. Put it between your legs and go running off spanking your hip pocket to go faster. Adding the horsey sound effects as you ran? Great fun when you had a buddy to race with. I was the youngest and usually had to play by myself as we lived out of town. Got pretty good at make believe growing up that way.
They forgot the starter button down by the gas pedal, that you had to push and pump the gas at the same time on cold mornings.
Old memories, just think what the young folks of today will be remembering when they are our age.
Gabby

PS What scares me is the thought of all those young chicks covering themselves with tatoos, they are going to be really scary looking in just a few years! But they think it's cool. Oh well!
« Last Edit: September 21, 2011, 10:10:49 pm by Gabby »
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« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2011, 10:08:33 pm »
Well, I'm not as old as you guys, but I do remember most of those. Kinda brought a tear remembering the day.
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« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2011, 10:43:40 pm »
I'm starting to tear-up just remembering all those things.

I can't add much to those lists other than to say that I remember anyone under the age of 18 always said "Yes sir" and "No mam" when answering any adult over the age of 25. And I learned early on that I had a "Aunt" Mary and a "Uncle" Bob not "Mary and Bob".
Respect has gone by the wayside. Just ask "Mr." Smith the next door neighbor.

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« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2011, 09:27:37 am »
I remember having a transistor radio w/o FM mainly because there were no stations worth listening to there. My mom and sister wore a "babushka" everywhere (no we aren't Russian) and my mom would give me a whack in public and the people watching would approve.  Pete

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« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2011, 05:14:12 pm »
Don't forget suicide doors on cars.
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