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Title: Elderly couple Texting
Post by: ChuckD on May 20, 2015, 07:40:32 pm

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type
and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon, the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message,
and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you."

The husband texted back to her:

"I'm on the toilet.....Please advise."
 

Title: Re: Elderly couple Texting
Post by: Marcellarius on May 21, 2015, 12:36:45 pm

LOL :D

Title: Re: Elderly couple Texting
Post by: wombatie on May 27, 2015, 02:29:09 am

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D.  Love it.

Marg

Title: Re: Elderly couple Texting
Post by: Rover2 on May 27, 2015, 08:56:42 pm

That's funny.   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Elderly couple Texting
Post by: GrampaJim on June 23, 2015, 10:02:33 am

Now THAT was funny!!! 
Jim

Title: Re: Elderly couple Texting
Post by: gordster on June 23, 2015, 05:19:00 pm

Good one lol

Title: Re: Elderly couple Texting
Post by: GrampaJim on October 28, 2015, 10:43:01 am

Sounds like real life to me!

Title: Re: Elderly couple Texting
Post by: penman on October 30, 2015, 01:42:06 pm

Best one in a long time.