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Offline GrayBeard

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Menopause Jewelry....
« on: October 09, 2011, 01:03:49 am »
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green and when I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big
red mark on his forehead!

\Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond!
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Offline Gabby

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Re: Menopause Jewelry....
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2011, 01:06:56 am »
OH I am so happy my wife doesn't go in for jewelery!
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Re: Menopause Jewelry....
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2011, 07:38:41 am »
I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday--she told me a new pistol(she says mine is too big). should I be worried??????????????  Richard aka thumbs ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Menopause Jewelry....
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2011, 07:54:39 am »
LMBO, thank goodness I didn't buy my wife a mood ring.  :o  :o  :o
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Re: Menopause Jewelry....
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2011, 01:17:21 am »
My husband would like one that tells him when it would be a good time to speak.  LOL

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Re: Menopause Jewelry....
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2011, 06:42:00 am »
that's why i don't buy her jewelry....  8) ::)
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Re: Menopause Jewelry....
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2011, 11:29:08 pm »
I surprised GB.  I didn't know you had a husband.
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Re: Menopause Jewelry....
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2011, 08:22:28 pm »
You got him Bill, left himself wide open for that!
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