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Offline GrayBeard

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Went Fishing today.....
« on: May 31, 2010, 12:54:12 am »
I finally got around to going fishing this morning but after a while I ran out of worms.   
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth; I grabbed him right  behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.   
I grabbed my trusty bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.
His eyes rolled back and he went limp.   
I released him into the lake without incident and carried on my fishing with the frog.   
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.


There was that same damn snake with two frogs in his mouth.
 
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Re: Went Fishing today.....
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2010, 12:59:56 am »
I was laughing so hard at this my wife thought I was going nuts.

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Re: Went Fishing today.....
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2010, 01:07:22 am »
You have to watch these old guys with good memories!
That story has whiskers grayer than mine!

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Re: Went Fishing today.....
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2010, 01:08:41 am »
Now THAT was funny!

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Re: Went Fishing today.....
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2010, 03:33:08 am »
I dont think you would lie Gray beard I bleived every word, new it wasnt a joke
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Re: Went Fishing today.....
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2010, 05:51:53 am »
LMAO, now that was a good one. Git-R-Done.  ::)
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Re: Went Fishing today.....
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2010, 09:13:43 am »
    A snake on Jack. What a way to go! Dave

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Re: Went Fishing today.....
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2010, 11:52:44 am »
Too funny...Thanks!
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Re: Went Fishing today.....
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2010, 12:17:25 pm »
LOL!  Don't need a water dog to fetch frog I see.  Good one.

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Re: Went Fishing today.....
« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2010, 02:08:46 pm »
A think your stretching the truth a little.  A cottonmouth can't fit two frogs in his mouth at the same time.

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Re: Went Fishing today.....
« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2010, 02:12:44 pm »
Great story Graybeard, like the humor. Had a good laugh.
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Re: Went Fishing today.....
« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2010, 02:13:05 pm »
They were small frogs.


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Re: Went Fishing today.....
« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2010, 05:06:23 pm »
Love it!! Keep going.
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Re: Went Fishing today.....
« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2010, 05:20:25 pm »
That was funny right there now. Still laughing out loud. (Fall of chair)  :o
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Re: Went Fishing today.....
« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2010, 11:15:02 pm »
Question...was the snake a  male or female?  Males have bigger mouths so they can fit more frogs. 8)

 

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