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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on May 31, 2010, 12:54:12 am
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I finally got around to going fishing this morning but after a while I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth; I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.
I grabbed my trusty bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.
His eyes rolled back and he went limp.
I released him into the lake without incident and carried on my fishing with the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.
There was that same damn snake with two frogs in his mouth.
Would I lie to you?
~~~GrayBeard~~~
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I was laughing so hard at this my wife thought I was going nuts.
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You have to watch these old guys with good memories!
That story has whiskers grayer than mine!
~~~GrayBeard~~~
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Now THAT was funny!
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I dont think you would lie Gray beard I bleived every word, new it wasnt a joke
Jimbo
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LMAO, now that was a good one. Git-R-Done. ::)
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A snake on Jack. What a way to go! Dave
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Too funny...Thanks!
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LOL! Don't need a water dog to fetch frog I see. Good one.
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A think your stretching the truth a little. A cottonmouth can't fit two frogs in his mouth at the same time.
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Great story Graybeard, like the humor. Had a good laugh.
David
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They were small frogs.
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Love it!! Keep going.
Pat B
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That was funny right there now. Still laughing out loud. (Fall of chair) :o
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Question...was the snake a male or female? Males have bigger mouths so they can fit more frogs. 8)
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There we go with that mouth thing again. ::) ::) ::)
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AAAwwww Russ, your still our Hero.