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Title: Went Fishing today.....
Post by: GrayBeard on May 31, 2010, 12:54:12 am
I finally got around to going fishing this morning but after a while I ran out of worms.   
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth; I grabbed him right  behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.   
I grabbed my trusty bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.
His eyes rolled back and he went limp.   
I released him into the lake without incident and carried on my fishing with the frog.   
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.


There was that same damn snake with two frogs in his mouth.
 
Would I lie to you?

~~~GrayBeard~~~
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Post by: Dragonlord85 on May 31, 2010, 12:59:56 am
I was laughing so hard at this my wife thought I was going nuts.
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Post by: GrayBeard on May 31, 2010, 01:07:22 am
You have to watch these old guys with good memories!
That story has whiskers grayer than mine!

~~~GrayBeard~~~
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Post by: Charlie Dearing on May 31, 2010, 01:08:41 am
Now THAT was funny!
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Post by: jimbo on May 31, 2010, 03:33:08 am
I dont think you would lie Gray beard I bleived every word, new it wasnt a joke
Jimbo
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Post by: Russ C on May 31, 2010, 05:51:53 am
LMAO, now that was a good one. Git-R-Done.  ::)
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Post by: Rightarm on May 31, 2010, 09:13:43 am
    A snake on Jack. What a way to go! Dave
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Post by: dunk on May 31, 2010, 11:52:44 am
Too funny...Thanks!
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Post by: cherie on May 31, 2010, 12:17:25 pm
LOL!  Don't need a water dog to fetch frog I see.  Good one.
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Post by: chief on May 31, 2010, 02:08:46 pm
A think your stretching the truth a little.  A cottonmouth can't fit two frogs in his mouth at the same time.
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Post by: Dawie on May 31, 2010, 02:12:44 pm
Great story Graybeard, like the humor. Had a good laugh.
David
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Post by: Dragonlord85 on May 31, 2010, 02:13:05 pm
They were small frogs.

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Post by: mainberg on May 31, 2010, 05:06:23 pm
Love it!! Keep going.
Pat B
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Post by: Russ C on May 31, 2010, 05:20:25 pm
That was funny right there now. Still laughing out loud. (Fall of chair)  :o
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Post by: cherie on May 31, 2010, 11:15:02 pm
Question...was the snake a  male or female?  Males have bigger mouths so they can fit more frogs. 8)
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Post by: Russ C on June 01, 2010, 02:39:40 am
There we go with that mouth thing again.  ::)  ::)  ::)
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Post by: cherie on June 01, 2010, 09:43:11 am
AAAwwww Russ, your still our Hero.