Boudreaux won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brot it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What you gonna' do wit dat? Tere ain't no water deep enough to float a boat witin 75 miles of heah."
He says, "I won it and I'm gonna' keep it."
Thibodeaux came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks where Boudreaux is. She says, "He's out dere in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind the house.
Thibodeaux heads out behind the house and sees Boudreaux sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand down in the middle of a big field. He yells out to him, "Wat you doin'?" Boudreaux replies "I'm fishin. Wat da does it look like I'm a doin'?"
Thibodeaux yells back, "It's people like you what give people from Arkansas a bad name, makin' everybody tink we are stoopid. - - - - If I could swim, I'd come out dere and kick yo a$$!"
