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Offline GrayBeard

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Why Sharks circle before attacking!
« on: August 21, 2010, 10:33:14 am »
Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship.


"Follow me, Son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the
mass of people.
"First, we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.

"Well done, Son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins
showing." And they did.

"Now we eat everybody." And they did.

When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them
all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"

His wise father replied, "Because they taste better after they are cleaned out!
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Re: Why Sharks circle before attacking!
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2010, 11:38:36 am »
OK, It took me a few seconds to figure it out.  :o
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Re: Why Sharks circle before attacking!
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2010, 11:56:23 am »
I liked that one!! :D :D
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Re: Why Sharks circle before attacking!
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2010, 12:34:47 pm »
LMAO!  I'm scared to death of sharks!

Crash Landing

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Re: Why Sharks circle before attacking!
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2010, 01:31:22 pm »
having had this experience, it is funny now but not at the time....

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Re: Why Sharks circle before attacking!
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2010, 04:39:24 pm »
LOL, liked this one. I respect sharks greatly and try not to intrude on their territory, which is easy here where I live. Wher e I grew up there was sometimes a shark scare at the beach and you had to leave the water.
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Re: Why Sharks circle before attacking!
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2010, 02:09:44 am »
LMAO!  I'm scared to death of sharks!
Me too Janet! I saw JAWS when I was a wee lad, way back in the 70's in the theaters, and it was enough to keep me out of the ocean for LIFE!

 

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