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Pig vs car
« on: March 27, 2012, 12:01:09 am »
I retired from driving truck after 30 yrs. and I'm sorry to say I have numerous rabbits, raccoons many other small animals and birds and 7 deer that I have ahhhhh...met up with. However none of them can compare to the story I am about to tell you.

I'd always leave for my 1 hr. drive to work at about 3AM.  This morning was no different than any other until about half way to work something white ran out in front of me, thump - thump! I stopped, ran back to what I had hit and just as I got there I saw it was a pig, as I got closer it got up and ran away. I was obviously very surprised but went back to my car and continued on to work.  I put in my usual 10 hr. day and went home.  As I got to my house I noticed a police car parked in front, I pulled into my driveway and got out of my car.  As soon as I stepped out of my car the policeman came over and arrested me for hit and run and leaving the scene of an accident.  Can you believe it....





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                                       THE PIG SQUEALED   ::)

« Last Edit: March 27, 2012, 12:04:10 am by yyyyyguy »
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Re: Pig vs car
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2012, 12:15:25 am »
A lot of corn there Pete!
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Re: Pig vs car
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2012, 01:27:16 am »
 ::) ::) ::)  :D :D :D

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Re: Pig vs car
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2012, 04:42:52 am »
Hi Pete, you had me going for a minute there.
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Re: Pig vs car
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2012, 08:20:29 am »
That has a whole field full of corn along with it. LOL  :D
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Re: Pig vs car
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2012, 08:35:07 am »
Not to worry, the cuffs will stretch out after you wear them for a while.
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Re: Pig vs car
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2012, 10:07:51 am »
 :DGOOD ONE !!!
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Re: Pig vs car
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2012, 02:43:51 pm »
OOOHHH Brother!!!! You got me good.

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Re: Pig vs car
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2012, 07:00:35 pm »
Good one yyyyguy. I wasn't expecting that. ;D ;D
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Re: Pig vs car
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2012, 08:33:13 pm »
What can I say.  Good one on me Pete.  You had me going. :) :)

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Re: Pig vs car
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2012, 09:33:06 am »
Welllll, the first part is true anyway ;D
I love the smell of saw dust in the morning.

 

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