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Title: Beretta Jetfire .25 Caliber Pistol
Post by: Russ C on April 03, 2015, 01:18:04 pm

While out walking along the edge of a pond just outside of The Villages here in Florida, my soon to be ex-wife was discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft. alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water and began charging us with its large jaws wide open. It must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive!!!
If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire .25 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today!
Just one shot to my estranged wife's knee cap was all it took. The 'gator got her easily and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. It's one of the best pistols in my collection! Plus the amount I saved in lawyer?s fees was really incredible.

LMBO :) :) :)

Title: Re: Beretta Jetfire .25 Caliber Pistol
Post by: Judy Hunter on April 03, 2015, 01:41:05 pm

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Beretta Jetfire .25 Caliber Pistol
Post by: Merlin on April 03, 2015, 04:00:21 pm

 8) 8) 8) 8) :'(

Title: Re: Beretta Jetfire .25 Caliber Pistol
Post by: rob roy on April 04, 2015, 05:22:26 am

Unfortunately Russ, we don't have gators in Scotland. Mind you we do have rather large bad tempered Highland Cows. Might be worth a try. ;D ;D ;D ;D.
Rob Roy.

Title: Re: Beretta Jetfire .25 Caliber Pistol
Post by: Keefie on April 04, 2015, 05:59:53 pm

 :D :D :D :D :D love it !!!

Title: Re: Beretta Jetfire .25 Caliber Pistol
Post by: Kragax on April 05, 2015, 08:34:37 am

What a surprise! It worked for me too with the Grizzly Bear. ;D

Title: Re: Beretta Jetfire .25 Caliber Pistol
Post by: Marcellarius on April 08, 2015, 12:56:50 pm

LOL ;D :D
we have no gators, no guns, so guess I have to keep her happy 8)
(which btw is no problem... ;) )

Title: Re: Beretta Jetfire .25 Caliber Pistol
Post by: thumbs1946 on April 10, 2015, 07:34:20 pm

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  I understand--I miss my ex , but my aim is getting better--Richard

Title: Re: Beretta Jetfire .25 Caliber Pistol
Post by: Gabby on July 09, 2015, 03:06:23 am

After all my target practice and I was shooting at the wrong critter!   ::)
Gabby

Title: Re: Beretta Jetfire .25 Caliber Pistol
Post by: BilltheDiver on July 10, 2015, 11:57:58 am

Hey Russ,

Maybe I'm not so smart?  I have been coaching my wife to improve her aim and she has recently bought 2 Kimber 1911's :o

Title: Re: Beretta Jetfire .25 Caliber Pistol
Post by: Gabby on July 14, 2015, 06:54:28 am

Quote from: BilltheDiver on July 10, 2015, 11:57:58 am

Hey Russ,

Maybe I'm not so smart?  I have been coaching my wife to improve her aim and she has recently bought 2 Kimber 1911's :o

Bill now you have a very careful situation, she can be your shooting buddy or be shooting AT you Buddy!  ;D
Gabby