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Offline Russ C

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*** I just can?t take that chance ***
« on: January 12, 2014, 10:10:42 am »
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away . The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000 .The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home .The undertaker asked him, "why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150????"The husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead . I just can?t take that chance!"

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Re: *** I just can?t take that chance ***
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2014, 11:05:39 am »
love it, nearly spilt my coffee again - I should know better by now not to read these and drink coffee at same time.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: *** I just can?t take that chance ***
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2014, 11:11:41 am »
LOL good one Russ


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Re: *** I just can?t take that chance ***
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2014, 06:45:17 am »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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Re: *** I just can?t take that chance ***
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2014, 07:40:43 am »
Hehe!! Love it. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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