I'm Shocked

[Chase]

I'm shocked, SHOCKED!!! do you hear.

First, after I asked so nicely, for you females not to read my post.  It was only a test, but I asked.  Now, What to do?  What to do?

As most of you know I am an adjunct professor at our local community college.  I teach a graduate course called :"Understanding Women 101."  As part of my class, and at considerable personal sacrifice, I did the below diagram, Understanding Women.  That's me at the front.

You people have just voided all my research.  Now I have to start over.  

Woe is me.

Oh well, here is the old, and outdated diagram on how to understand women.  Stay tuned for the updated version.

Thanks a lot ladies.  NOT

Chase

Click on the diagram to expand.



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[dgman]

Man o man Chase, with all those calculations and you still don't understand women, how in heck are we supposed to?

[Rapid Roger]

Man, yo gonna need a new step ladder and nother case o chalk if yo gonna do that all over agin!!!
My wannano is WHY??    They jus gonna change de rules agin anyway! 


 

Rog

[ufgator]

I took a similar course (5 times), been married 47 years, raised 1 Daughter and have 3 Grand Daughters and still not close to understanding women. Had to give up trying or go insane. Better to just enjoy them than to understand them.

Happy Scrolling
     Bill

[GrayBeard]

I have a diagram that shows the relative positions of the male and female BRAIN!

It is, however, not something the owner/moderators would tolerate me exposing to the general populace.

If you care to see this 'astounding illustration' you will have to send me a PM with your email address and I will arrange to get a copy to you for your research!

~~~GrayBeadd~~~

[chief]

I just don't understand how all you guys that have been married for over 20 years and have grand kids dont understand woman.  I am on my second wife, total between both marriages is 14 years.  I will be 37 on the 15th.  I understand woman perfectly.........there is no understanding woman!!!!

[Russ C]

Men have many problems, I agree.
Women only have two.
Everything they say,
And everything they do.
    

[cornishpisky]

Very brave Russ, your treading on thin ice there my friend LOL!

[ufgator]

Russ, that's a Very Manly statement.  I hope the women in your life will spare you to much anguish.

Bill

[Vince]

     You don't have to understand'em, just say yes mam, then do it YOUR way. After a couple of years they will forget you did that.

My wife makes a list of the stuff in her mind, as the list gets longer she starts to forget, leaving room for more mistakes. Works for me

 LOL

Vince

[Russ C]

I used to have that as a sign in my living room. After I got married, wife made me put it in my shop. Sign on my gate of the fence around my shop says
 "He-Man Women Haters Club"
 "No Girls Allowed"
Remember The Little Rascals.
    

[cherie]

Men have many problems, I agree.
Women only have two.
Everything they say,
And everything they do.
    

Russ...What is your wifes name again?  LOL

[GrayBeard]

I don't know about HER name but if she reads this 'forum' his will be MUD!