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Offline GrayBeard

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« on: June 12, 2010, 12:25:11 pm »
seen in rural Arkansas....

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Re: BillBoard.....
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2010, 12:50:41 pm »
B L I N D

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Re: BillBoard.....
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2010, 01:23:15 pm »
Ever WONDER why they have "BRAILLE" markings on the Drive-Up ATM machines???
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Re: BillBoard.....
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2010, 03:13:55 pm »
How about...
"Seeing eye dogs only."

????? Who is that for????

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Re: BillBoard.....
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2010, 04:03:35 pm »
     A guy we know owns a meat market/grocery store. His name is Dick. He has the best of the best cuts in the area. Thats what he's known for. The only place we'll buy our meats. His father started the business back in the 50's. Right after he built his new store, I wanted to make him a banner to hang behind his meat counter. So one day I asked him' "Hey Dick can I make you a sign to hang behind your meat counter", he says sure , "what it going to say"? I said, "You can't beat Dick's meat". He started laughing. And then said, " absolutley not"! I don't know what he was funny, but I thought it was pretty cleaver. Dave 8)

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Re: BillBoard.....
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2010, 04:13:23 pm »
Now that would have been an attention getter  about Dick's meat.  I would sure buy mine there.

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Re: BillBoard.....
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2010, 04:32:00 pm »
OMG,,,,,ROFLOL, remember I can't fall of my chair. On the floor with laptop.
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