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Offline GrayBeard

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My "Living Will".....
« on: June 11, 2010, 09:04:34 pm »
Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.

They are SO on my delete list ...
I never really wanted to grow up....All I wanted was to be able to reach the cookie jar...and play with my DW 788

jon

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Re: My "Living Will".....
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2010, 12:17:30 am »
lol thats funny

Offline Russ C

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Re: My "Living Will".....
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2010, 07:47:04 am »
Now that's funny right there, I don't care what anyone thinks.
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Re: My "Living Will".....
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2010, 06:44:00 pm »
I would have to be buried with my computer and phone so I could come back and become the hidden user.  Jimbo, you had better have an exorcist   on hand if your going to get rid of me.  (that will not be very easy.)  LOL.  By the way, I will have the fairy dust handy to spread over you.

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Re: My "Living Will".....
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2010, 11:20:12 pm »
We will do to you what I threaten to do to my 'ex'....

Bury her FACE down so she can't claw her way back!!!
I never really wanted to grow up....All I wanted was to be able to reach the cookie jar...and play with my DW 788

 

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