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Title: No Nativity Scene in DC
Post by: slowcutter on December 22, 2011, 02:16:05 pm

 No  Nativity Scene in DC
   
       There  will be no Nativity Scene in Washington this year! The  Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity  Scene in the United States ' Capitol this Christmas  season.
    This  isn't for any religious reason. They simply have not been  able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's  Capitol.
    A  search for a Virgin  continues.
    There  was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the  stable.

   
       There  will be no Nativity Scene in Washington this year! The  Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity  Scene in the United States ' Capitol this Christmas  season.
    This  isn't for any religious reason. They simply have not been  able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's  Capitol.
    A  search for a Virgin  continues.
    There  was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the  stable.

Title: Re: No Nativity Scene in DC
Post by: dgman on December 22, 2011, 05:00:22 pm

 ;D ;D

Title: Re: No Nativity Scene in DC
Post by: Russ C on December 22, 2011, 07:43:51 pm

Got It. You only had to say it once. LMBO  ::)  ::)  ::)

Title: Re: No Nativity Scene in DC
Post by: geneVG on December 22, 2011, 08:03:51 pm

 ;D :D :o ::)

Title: Re: No Nativity Scene in DC
Post by: Marcellarius on December 23, 2011, 06:03:42 am

LOL  ;D :D ;D

Title: Re: No Nativity Scene in DC
Post by: BilltheDiver on December 23, 2011, 07:52:38 am

I wonder if part of the concern was picking the biggest asses for the stable.  That cold take some time.  Too many to sort through.

Title: Re: No Nativity Scene in DC
Post by: chelcass on December 23, 2011, 10:34:45 am

 ;D ;D ;D Ain't that the truth!!!!!

Title: Re: No Nativity Scene in DC
Post by: GrayBeard on December 23, 2011, 10:39:36 am

Interesting to note that this story involves so many 'asses' and NO elephants!

Sorry to pop the balloon but they sit on BOTH sides of the aisle!!!

~~~GB~~~

Title: Re: No Nativity Scene in DC
Post by: BilltheDiver on December 23, 2011, 11:59:40 am

Don't worry GB.  My personal disdain for politicians is totally bi-partisian.  Actually it is pretty much all inclusive!

Title: Re: No Nativity Scene in DC
Post by: daliclimbs on December 23, 2011, 12:10:52 pm

LOL. That sums it up!

Title: Re: No Nativity Scene in DC
Post by: Russ C on December 23, 2011, 12:12:34 pm

I agree, at this time you have to think bi-partisian. I will cross the lines and vote for the other party if I need to.  ;)

Title: Re: No Nativity Scene in DC
Post by: ChuckD on December 24, 2011, 12:11:01 am

Good story, I liked the second one better :)