Author Topic: Do you know it all?  (Read 1142 times)

ChuckD

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Do you know it all?
« on: September 13, 2014, 04:28:45 pm »

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for

Blood  plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.
Oh go ahead...I'll wait...
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Donkeys kill more people annually
Than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )
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You burn more calories sleeping
Than you do watching television.
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Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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The first product to have a bar code
Was Wrigley's gum.
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The King of Hearts is the only king

WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive
From each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you?)
(That women are going the 'right' direction...?)


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Apples, not caffeine,

Are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.  WOW!
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Most dust particles in your house are made from

DEAD SKIN!
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

So did the first' Marlboro Man'.
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Walt Disney was afraid

OF MICE!
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PEARLS DISSOLVE

IN VINEGAR!
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

But, not downstairs.


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A duck's quack doesn't echo,

And no one knows why.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now !!!)
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And the best for last....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU ?)


So.....








Remember, knowledge is everything, so go move your toothbrush!!!

:) :) :) :) :) :) :(

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Re: Do you know it all?
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2014, 06:21:53 pm »
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

Even easier - Close The Lid!!

And, duck quack do echo.    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Echo#Duck.27s_quack

Jim
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Re: Do you know it all?
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2014, 09:15:21 pm »
Uh oh, now Jim (Jscott2) has called the intire list into question! LOL

I don't know anyone that can breathe through their butt but, I think I know a few that
can talk out of their butts!

Thanks for the list and God Bless! Spirithorse

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Re: Do you know it all?
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2014, 09:54:08 pm »
Not at all.  Pearls do dissolve in vineger.

Jim
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Re: Do you know it all?
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2014, 01:26:06 am »
I enjoyed reading every one of those, even if they are questionable.

Marg
MARG

No one notices what I do until I'm not here to do it............

 

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