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Brag Forum / 3d puzzle fish

« on: March 25, 2014, 10:30:52 pm »

well i gave rogers tutorial on the 3d puzzle fish a go a long with xuryl find of the pattern which made it easier for me at lest. fun and quick little project to make.here's the end result.

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Brag Forum / flyfishing

« on: March 23, 2014, 05:11:39 pm »

been a long winter.i got out in the shed for a couple days and stack cut this one out to help remind that warmer weather is on the way soon i hope.its 8.5"x11" cut from 1/4" ply.its a pattern i requested from Travis (tdpainter)

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The Coffee Shop / And yet another storm

« on: March 23, 2014, 11:39:17 am »

well it looks like we going to have another storm on Wednesday.looks like to to be the BIG ONE!

http://www.maritimeweather.ca/1/post/2014/03/noreaster-to-barrel-into-maritimes-on-wednesday.html

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Brag Forum / Browning symbol keychain/zipper pull

« on: March 20, 2014, 03:36:32 pm »

the weather was a little warmer today -5C with wind of -8C so i thought i go out and stack cut a couple keychains.still cold on the hands but i got through it.this is the browning rifle logo pattern i made today,its about 1-1/2" long

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The Coffee Shop / Little Johnny's at it again

« on: March 20, 2014, 10:40:16 am »

During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students:
?Students, If you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom. Michael??
Michael: ?Just a minute, I have to go pee.?
Teacher: ?That would be rude and impolite!!!
Teacher: ?What about you Peter? How would you say it??
Peter: ?I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I?ll be right back.?
Teacher: ?That?s better, but it?s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you Little Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners??
Johnny: ?I would say: ?Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope you?ll get to meet after supper. ?

The teacher fainted!!

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The Coffee Shop / The golfer

« on: March 12, 2014, 03:47:37 pm »

A golfer hits his ball into a yard next to the golf course.

As he goes to get it a man in the yard says, "Don't you see
the sign? It says, 'Private property - Stay Out!'"

The golfer says, "I'm sorry I did not see it. That is my
ball there. May I have it, please?"

The man says, "It's in my yard and so it's my ball now."

The golfer looks at the man and says, "I understand"

He then walks back to the golf cart, gets another golf ball,
then walks back and throws it into the yard.

The man says, "What is that for?"

The golfer replies,
 
"I consider myself a Gentleman, and I
believe every p@#%k should have two balls."

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The Coffee Shop / THE FROZEN CRABS AND THE BLONDE STEWARDESS

« on: March 12, 2014, 03:43:11 pm »

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in an arrogant manner that he was a lawyer, and threatened what would happen to her if she let them thaw out.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"

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The Coffee Shop / cold & lots of snow

« on: March 05, 2014, 06:53:03 pm »

haven't been doing any scrolling at all this winter been way to cold for out in the shed.so i been at other hobby of mine "flytying" hopefully get a few dozen tied before sprig trouting season starts.here's a link from the gulf news of some of the snow we got.if anyone on here wants some its fres you just pay the shipping.

http://www.gulfnews.ca/News/Local/2014-03-05/article-3636251/Cold-and-snow-hits-Burgeo-hard/1  

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Brag Forum / novelty toilet paper holder

« on: February 20, 2014, 10:53:20 am »

here's a toilet paper holder i made for a novelty ornament for the bathroom.made from some recycled 3/4" ply i had kicking around.Travis (tdpainter) painted the wolf and the paw prints on it for me.found the little saying on google and printed it of in a sticky sheet.   

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Brag Forum / playful moose

« on: January 18, 2014, 03:16:23 pm »

after seeing the moose DW's made i thought i make one for myself.i just use some scrap 3/4" & 1/2" plywood i had kicking around.and some 1-1/2" x 1-1/2" spruce for the antlers. stained the body with minwax provincial stain and left the antlers natural.fun little project to make think i will be making a few more later.

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The Coffee Shop / A Christmas funny hope it doesn't offend anyone

« on: December 22, 2013, 03:08:35 pm »

Onions And Christmas Trees

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how
many kinds of boobs are there?

The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs:

In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm.

In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.

After 60, they are like onions'.

'Onions?'

'Yes, you see them and they make you cry'.

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, 'Mum, how
many kinds of 'willies' are there?.

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes
through three phases.

In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.

In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.

After his 60's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'

'A Christmas tree?'

'Yes - the tree is dead and the balls are just for decoration.'

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The Coffee Shop / Happy Holidays To You All

« on: December 22, 2013, 07:14:48 am »

well the Christmas holidays are fast approaching.i don't know how much time i well get to come on the forum over the holidays so i thought i send out this little greeting to you all this morning.you all are really like family here with lots of talent & stories some good ones some sad ones but thats what akes this such a great place.

Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays to you all and your family & friends. all the best in the new year with good health & wealth.

todd & family

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The Coffee Shop / Senior's Health Problem

« on: December 16, 2013, 01:26:12 pm »

Thursday night I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in hospital's ICU,  tubes up my nose & down my throat, wires monitoring every function & all around my head, hell of a pain over my left ear and a Drop Dead Gorgeous Nurse hovering over me.
         
        It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.
        She looked deep & steady into my Eyes and I heard her slowly say,
         
        "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
         
         

        I managed to mumble in reply,

         

        "Can I feel your breasts, then." ?

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The Coffee Shop / Irish Mirror

« on: December 16, 2013, 01:23:07 pm »

I hope this brightens up your day)
After living in the remote countryside of Ireland all his life, an old Irishman decided it was time to visit Dublin .

 
In one of the stores, he picks up a mirror and looks into it. Not ever having seen a mirror before, he remarked at the image staring back at him.
'How 'bout that! he exclaims, 'Here's a picture of my Fadder ..'

 
He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his dad, but on the way home he remembered his wife didn't like his father, so he hung it in the shed, and every morning before leaving to go fishing, he would go there and look at it.

 
His wife began to get suspicious of his many trips to the shed. So, one day after her husband left, she went to the shed and found the mirror.
As she looked into the glass, she fumed, 'So that's the ugly b!?$h he's running around with.'

 

You have to love the Irish

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Pattern Requests. / chelcass here's a couple more for you

« on: December 15, 2013, 06:59:13 pm »

didn't have much to do on this stormy night winds 55 KM's gusting to 90 KM's and snowing expecting 30 cm plus tonight.so here's a couple more giraffe ornaments for you.