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Offline GrayBeard

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Wine vs. Water!
« on: May 31, 2010, 01:11:22 am »
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of POOP..

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service!!!

~~~GrayBeard~~~
I never really wanted to grow up....All I wanted was to be able to reach the cookie jar...and play with my DW 788

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Re: Wine vs. Water!
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2010, 03:28:47 am »
Souds rite to me, who wants to go rusty
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Re: Wine vs. Water!
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2010, 05:55:02 am »
Cheer, cheer for Beer. All in favor raise your glass (mug).  ::)
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Re: Wine vs. Water!
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2010, 12:19:32 pm »
I'm raising my mug as we speak! ;D ;D
Dan In Southern California

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Re: Wine vs. Water!
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2010, 12:20:25 pm »
The doctors always say that a glass of red wine is good for the heart!

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Re: Wine vs. Water!
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2010, 12:20:43 pm »
Or is it the blood

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Re: Wine vs. Water!
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2010, 02:04:53 pm »
Sooooo this has been scientifically proven, let the drinking begin.

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Re: Wine vs. Water!
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2010, 10:22:33 pm »
the only thing water is good for is making wine and beer, in no particular order
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Re: Wine vs. Water!
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2010, 02:28:13 am »
Don't forget, it is good for taking a bath. On second thought, taking a bath in poop. Awe man, now look what you started.
 :o  :o  :o
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Re: Wine vs. Water!
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2010, 09:45:24 am »
EEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!  now this is getting deeper and deeper.

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Re: Wine vs. Water!
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2010, 01:14:51 pm »
Chin deep if you are taking a bath. OMG----Lost the soap---LOLOL
 ::)  ::)  ::)
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Re: Wine vs. Water!
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2010, 01:31:34 pm »
I would not bend over if I was you.  Don't know who is behind you.  LOLOLOLOLOL

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Re: Wine vs. Water!
« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2010, 05:34:04 pm »
Oh my. I just had a horrible thought. How about swimming pools. >>>Now that's allot of poop right there.<<< LOLOL.
<<<You could definitely get in over your head.>>>
I crack myself up sometimes.
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Re: Wine vs. Water!
« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2010, 06:10:37 pm »
Russ...you just keep getting deeper and deeper.  What color are your eyes again?  LOL

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Re: Wine vs. Water!
« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2010, 06:45:06 pm »
The same color as yours! LOL  :o  :o  :o
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