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Title: From a wise man.
Post by: ChuckD on September 16, 2015, 03:46:08 pm

A wise person once said: 
 
 
1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
 
2. Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - Priceless.
 
3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore.  A friend of mine   was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
 
4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken,   Carlsberg,   & Budweiser.  Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
 
5. A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
 
6. On average, an American man under 75 will have sex two to three times a week, whereas a Japanese man the same age will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting news to most of my friends, as they had no idea they were Japanese!
 
 

Title: Re: From a wise man.
Post by: herrwood on September 16, 2015, 03:53:58 pm

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: From a wise man.
Post by: jscott2 on September 21, 2015, 07:38:41 am

Some interesting truths there. 

Thanks,
Jim

Title: Re: From a wise man.
Post by: GrayBeard on September 22, 2015, 06:54:58 pm

 ;)  That got a much needed laugh out loud from me!

HUGZ