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Offline Gabby

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Arizona Men
« on: January 29, 2013, 03:05:20 am »

Well I'm here to tell you, all you Arizona men and girls too Don't ever stop ranching!
And don't leave Arizona, I've gone plum to pot (old saying, has nothing to do with the weed!) after leaving and it darn near killed me already not to mention playing hob with my love life. ROFLMAO
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      Arizona Men

          An 80-year-old rancher from Arizona goes to the Mayo clinic in Rochester for a check-up.
          The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'How do you stay in such great physical condition?'
          'I'm from Arizona and in my spare time I like to hunt and fish says the old guy, and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight riding herd and mending fences and when I'm not doing that, I'm out hunting or fishing. In the evening, I have a beer, a shot of whiskey and all is well.'
          'Well' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your father when he died?'
          'Who said my Father's dead?'
          The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and your father's still alive? How old is he?'
          'He's 100 years old,' says the old cowboy. 'In fact he worked and hunted with me this morning, and then we went to the topless bar for a while and had a little beer and that's why he's still alive. He's a Arizona rancher and he hunts and fishes too!'
          'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your father's father? How old was he when he died?'
          'Who said my Grandpa's dead?'
          Stunned, the doctor asks, 'you mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still alive?'
          'He's 118 years old,' says the man.
          The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, 'So, I guess he went hunting with you this morning too?'
          'No, Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today.'
          At this point the doctor is close to losing it. 'Getting Married!!...? Why would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?'
          'Who said he wanted to?
     
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Re: Arizona Men
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2013, 03:46:01 am »
 :o :o :o    :D :D :D :D :D :D  Still got lead in his pencil. LOL

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Re: Arizona Men
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2013, 03:56:15 am »
LOL  ;D :D ;D

guess that's a real senior.....  ;)
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Re: Arizona Men
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2013, 05:58:17 am »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D rofl
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Re: Arizona Men
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2013, 06:11:55 am »
So THAT'S the TRUE story of your recent stay in hospital,Gabby. You had us all fooled, you were getting your pencil re-leaded. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.
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Re: Arizona Men
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2013, 01:19:38 pm »
I must of lead a sheltered life. What is plum pot? and does it grow on trees? ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Arizona Men
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2013, 02:05:40 pm »
Yup, plum pot trees King,  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Arizona Men
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2013, 05:44:58 pm »
I am moving to Arizona. Is there any ocean front property to buy??
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Re: Arizona Men
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2013, 05:59:24 pm »
Rover that is only a little left and that is why its so expensive.  I think Rob Roy is the real estate agent on call!
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« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2013, 06:01:31 pm »
Plum Pot Tree  A plum dried is a prune and it mixes with the weed.  Have a couple and you will Go where no man has gone before!
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Re: Arizona Men
« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2013, 06:10:43 pm »
Many years ago I had a university prof that when doing the roll call would call for Rover. He was at this for about three weeks when I finally told him to add a D before the r ,  ;D ;D But I don't mind I have been called many things beside my name. As long as they do not call me too late for breakfast I am good. ;D ;D
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Re: Arizona Men
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2013, 07:05:21 pm »
I thought those were raisins billy. So those are prunes my wife has been putting in my ceral in the morning.
HHHHmmmmmmmm I wondered why she had stopped telling me I was full of it.

I never made the connection!!! ::) ::)

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« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2013, 06:58:43 am »
Eat enough Prunes King and you'll get a GOOD RUN for your money. :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
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« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2013, 07:35:34 am »
Drover Please accept my apologies and to repentI give you this  pan of plum pot brownies.
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Re: Arizona Men
« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2013, 09:17:39 pm »
He billy does that come with Funyuns? Like 3 or 4 bags ;D

 

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