not here

[Judy Hunter]

  And we are supposedly all intelligent adults HA!!

[rob roy]

Hi Judy, you're right but it's FUN  .
Rob Roy.

[BilltheDiver]

I suppose if you're neither coming nor going then you must be static.  As to the other, here and there are only two places so the answer is anywhere else.

Here's a fun question to puzzle a child with:  If you take a light bulb out of its socket and turn on the electricity, why doesn't the electricity run down all over the floor?

[dgman]

It does Bill, you just can't see it!

[GrayBeard]

Us RedNecks would say it's "over yonder"!

~~~GB~~~

[rob roy]

Us RedNecks would say it's "over yonder"!

~~~GB~~~

So would the Irish GB. Only in a different accent LOL
Rob Roy

[Russ C]

@BilltheDiver

For years it has been believed that electric bulbs emitted light. However, recent information from Bell Labs has proven otherwise. Electric bulbs don't emit light; they suck dark. Thus they now call these bulbs dark suckers. The dark sucker theory, according to a spokesman from the Labs, proves the existence of dark, that dark has mass heavier than that of light, and that dark is faster than light. 

[BilltheDiver]

Russ, so does that mean if I die I should head towards the dark and away from the light?   

[rob roy]

So much for heading for the light at the end of the tunnel Russ.  .
Rob Roy.