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Offline Crabbyboater

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Husband Shopping
« on: December 03, 2012, 03:39:38 pm »
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy
one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."
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Re: Husband Shopping
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2012, 03:58:10 pm »
what's funny about that? that is exactly what she asked for ::)
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Re: Husband Shopping
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2012, 04:53:13 pm »
Hey Crabbyboater, that's exactly what I would have done. And suffered the consequences LOL.
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Re: Husband Shopping
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2012, 05:25:54 pm »
The literal intrepretation. That is my story too. ;D ;D
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Re: Husband Shopping
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2012, 08:07:09 pm »
I had to re-read it to get it  ::)  I may be thin and gorgous but not very bright HA! :D
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Re: Husband Shopping
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2012, 02:39:31 am »
OOhh Yeah...  ;D :D ;D

love it!
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Re: Husband Shopping
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2012, 04:26:43 am »
Quote from: Marcellarius on December 04, 2012, 02:39:31 am
OOhh Yeah...  ;D :D ;D

love it!

You are talking about the thin and gorgeous part right?   LOL
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Re: Husband Shopping
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2012, 05:51:38 am »
must be related to my hubby. i make him a list and he forgets it, and just tries to guess what was on it
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Re: Husband Shopping
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2012, 05:57:30 am »
You could have easily started that joke with "Julie asked her husband to go to the store"!
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Re: Husband Shopping
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2012, 10:28:13 am »
The guy must have been a Tech Manual Writer!

He followed the instructions to the letter!

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Re: Husband Shopping
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2012, 06:09:22 am »
Took me a couple of reads too before I got it and thought 'Typical male'   :D :D :D

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