One day Howard accidentally overturned his golf cart.
Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out,
Are you okay, what's your name?"
"It?s Howard , and I?m Okay thanks," he replied.
"Howard , forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," he answered, but I don't think my wife would like it."
"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.
She was very pretty, very sexy and persuasive...Howard was weak.
"Well okay," he finally agreed, and added, "but my wife. won't like it."
After a restorative Dewar?s scotch, and some creative putting lessons, he thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be. really upset."
"Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile, "She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Probably still under the cart!" he said....
