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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: ChuckD on October 15, 2014, 10:02:24 pm
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A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch.
For several minutes they sat silently. Then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin'... perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss."
The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek.
Then he blushed. The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
Minutes passed and the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus?"
"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's noo aboot time for a wee cuddle."
The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds.
Then he blushed, and the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. After a while, she again said, "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time you let me put my hand on your leg."
The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee. Then he blushed.
Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch before the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
The young man glanced down with a furrowed brow. "Well, noo," he said, "my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time."
"Really?" said the lass in a whisper, filled with anticipation.
"Aye," said the lad, nodding.
The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request.
Then he said, "Dae ye no' think it's aboot time ye paid me the first three pennies?"
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Thanks for that one Chuck! ;D ;D ;D I laughed out loud at that one! ;D Love it! 8)
Gotta remember it now.
Rog
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Read this one on Facebook the other day and the first person I thought of was Rob Roy. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Marg
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Read this one on Facebook the other day and the first person I thought of was Rob Roy. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Marg
you got it wrong Marg, Rob Roy would never of allowed that much in outstanding credit :) :) :)
Dave
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you got it wrong Marg, Rob Roy would never of allowed that much in outstanding credit :) :) :)
Dave
Silly me I should have realized that. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Marg
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Read this one on Facebook the other day and the first person I thought of was Rob Roy. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Marg
I just thought you would think of me Marg. I got my three pence worth a Looooooooooooooong Long time ago. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Rob Roy
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Read this one on Facebook the other day and the first person I thought of was Rob Roy. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Marg
you got it wrong Marg, Rob Roy would never of allowed that much in outstanding credit :) :) :)
Dave
Depends how much was in the Sporran Dave. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.
Rob Roy.
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Are the Scotts really so easy with their money?? :-\ :-\
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Are the Scotts really so easy with their money?? :-\ :-\
the term "Blood from a Stone" springs to mind :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Dave
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If, after comparing 2 items to buy, I might decide to purchase the less expensive of the 2.
Have been known to tell people that I chose that one because of Religious reasons. I'm a Devout Cheapskate.
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Are the Scotts really so easy with their money?? :-\ :-\
the term "Blood from a Stone" springs to mind :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Dave
I can manage that too Dave. And get change back 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8).
Rob Roy.
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Are the Scotts really so easy with their money?? :-\ :-\
You don't know the half of it Clyde. A Scot is a man who keeps the SABBATH, and anything else he can lay his hands on. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.
Rob Roy.
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:D :D :D :D ;) good one, In that case I have a case of diarrhea you can have for free. where do I send it? :-[ :-[
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A whole case. You should have a lot of requests for that.
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:D :D :D :D ;) good one, In that case I have a case of diarrhea you can have for free. where do I send it? :-[ :-[
Send it anywhere you like Clyde, as long as you don't send it here ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.
Rob Roy. P. S., I should mention Clyde, that you get a good RUN for your money with that stuff :( :(.