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Offline jerry1939

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Two old men
« on: August 28, 2014, 10:12:35 pm »
A senior citizen said to his old buddy:
     "So, I hear you're getting married?"
"Yep,"
     "Do I know her?"
"Nope"
     "This woman, is she good looking?"
"Not really."
     "Is she a good cook?"
"Naw, she can't cook too well."
     "Does she have lots of money?"
"Nope.  Poor as a Church mouse"
     "Well then is she good in bed?"
"I don't know."
     "Why in the world do you want to marry her then?"
"Because she can still drive."

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Re: Two old men
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2014, 02:54:36 am »
Good enough reason I guess.   ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Two old men
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2014, 10:18:25 am »
Priorities seem to change with age don't they?   ;) ;D

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Re: Two old men
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2014, 10:58:27 am »
 ;D Maybe there is hope for me yet since my license is still valid  ;D
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Re: Two old men
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2014, 01:30:06 pm »
LOL
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Re: Two old men
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2014, 02:03:03 pm »
Yep....Each of our ways that were easy many years ago have now seemed like most are getting rusty.  That gentleman has his priorities in order.  Was a Funny....Hehehehehe........................Danny  :+}
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