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Title: Two old men
Post by: jerry1939 on August 28, 2014, 10:12:35 pm

A senior citizen said to his old buddy:
     "So, I hear you're getting married?"
"Yep,"
     "Do I know her?"
"Nope"
     "This woman, is she good looking?"
"Not really."
     "Is she a good cook?"
"Naw, she can't cook too well."
     "Does she have lots of money?"
"Nope.  Poor as a Church mouse"
     "Well then is she good in bed?"
"I don't know."
     "Why in the world do you want to marry her then?"
"Because she can still drive."

Title: Re: Two old men
Post by: wombatie on August 29, 2014, 02:54:36 am

Good enough reason I guess.   ;D ;D ;D ;D

Marg

Title: Re: Two old men
Post by: Rapid Roger on August 29, 2014, 10:18:25 am

Priorities seem to change with age don't they?   ;) ;D

Rog

Title: Re: Two old men
Post by: Judy Hunter on August 29, 2014, 10:58:27 am

 ;D Maybe there is hope for me yet since my license is still valid  ;D

Title: Re: Two old men
Post by: Marcellarius on September 02, 2014, 01:30:06 pm

LOL

Title: Re: Two old men
Post by: Danny on September 02, 2014, 02:03:03 pm

Yep....Each of our ways that were easy many years ago have now seemed like most are getting rusty.  That gentleman has his priorities in order.  Was a Funny....Hehehehehe........................Danny  :+}