Author Topic: Celibacy  (Read 758 times)

Mr.Mike

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Celibacy
« on: October 02, 2011, 12:41:44 am »
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.
 

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Walter and his wife Ann, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other'.


He addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'


Walter leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently and whispered, 'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it, honey?'


 

And thus began Walter's life of celibacy.
 




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Re: Celibacy
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2011, 02:42:39 am »
 :D :D :D :D :D LOL
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Re: Celibacy
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2011, 08:07:41 am »
Yep, that would do it--thanks for the chuckle--Richard aka thumbs ::) ::) ::) ::)

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Re: Celibacy
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2011, 06:39:41 am »
ooohh Yeah....
a good way to pretend/disguise it was his choice  ;)
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Re: Celibacy
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2011, 07:35:55 am »
LMBO  ::)  ::)  ::)
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Re: Celibacy
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2011, 11:44:18 am »
2 thumbs up on that 1

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