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Offline GrayBeard

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"...and then the FIGHT started!"
« on: July 27, 2010, 12:24:42 pm »
Girl:       'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.' 

Boy:       'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.' 

Girl:       'We aren't married yet.'


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 Son:       'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' 

Mom:    'Well, you have done the right thing.' 

Son:       'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.' 

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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?' 
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!' 

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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?

He looked at her from head to toe and replied,
"I like your sense of humour?" 
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Re: "...and then the FIGHT started!"
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2010, 12:28:44 pm »
GB according to me you have a huge jar somewhere labeled "jokes". You keep coming up with these goodies. Thanks.
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Re: "...and then the FIGHT started!"
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2010, 01:03:44 pm »
 ;)

Youre jokes make my day shine GB!
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Re: "...and then the FIGHT started!"
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2010, 01:11:14 pm »
Where they all come from?!?!?!?

I just spent 3 days with all my family in Oklahoma.
As part of the reunion we ALL traded email addresses.

Left there Monday morning and by the time I got home last night my email box was flooded with stories, many of which I can post and a lot that I cannot!

I have lots of resources and I like to chuckle and laugh out loud so I pass them on for others.

~~~GB~~~
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Re: "...and then the FIGHT started!"
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2010, 02:27:33 pm »
a few more...

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, "What ' s on TV?" I said, "Dust."

My wife said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds..' I bought her a scale.



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Offline Russ C

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Re: "...and then the FIGHT started!"
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2010, 04:47:43 pm »
You guys crack me up.,,,,,,,,,,,Darn my arm just fell off,,,,,,,,,, LMAO  ::)  ::)  ::)
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Re: "...and then the FIGHT started!"
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2010, 05:53:08 pm »
My hubby asked, "Would you still love me if I were fat and ugly?".

To which I responded, "Of course!  And I'd miss you too!"
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Re: "...and then the FIGHT started!"
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2010, 06:12:10 pm »
and then the fight started
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Re: "...and then the FIGHT started!"
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2010, 08:10:53 am »
Quote from: jimbo on July 27, 2010, 06:12:10 pm
and then the fight started
Jimbo
don't worry Janet, you probably can outrun a fat man.....
lets hope that he will miss you to then, ( if he's using a gun 8) )
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