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Offline GrayBeard

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Senior Moment!
« on: June 06, 2010, 09:57:08 am »
Two elderly women were sitting outside the local coffee shop talking....

Hilda...
"Lately I have been feeling lethargic, listless and apathetic and if I stand up too quickly I get very dizzy!"

Bertha...
"My daughter tells me she has to smoke at least two joints to feel like that!"

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~~~GrayBeard~~~
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Re: Senior Moment!
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2010, 02:00:05 pm »
    I used to have to drink a pint of Jack & a 12 pk. of Bud, to get that feeling. Dave ::)
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Re: Senior Moment!
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2010, 02:03:44 pm »
It only take one beer for me! ::)
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Re: Senior Moment!
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2010, 08:34:26 pm »
Yeh a big beer though same as me, I have a bottle of beer a night 1 1/2 liter bottle
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Re: Senior Moment!
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2010, 10:52:12 pm »
Hey Jimbo, What kind of beer do you drink down under? I drink Corona lite. It's imported all the way from Mexico!
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Re: Senior Moment!
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2010, 03:12:54 am »
Make me own for home, and when at the club drink the cheapest, it has a very heavy tax in NZ, in a bar it is around $6 to $8 for a handle about 400mills, at or local club it around $4 depends on your poison, also make red wine for the missus, and ME
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Re: Senior Moment!
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2010, 06:45:23 am »
A pint of Jack would do it for me.
 8)  8)  8)
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Re: Senior Moment!
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2010, 08:33:55 pm »
Jimbo, wow you are just so multi talented! :o
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