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Offline wombatie

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Memory Problems.
« on: January 17, 2013, 12:24:01 am »
Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things.
During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay,
but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember
..
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his
chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.
'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'
'Sure.'
'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she
asks.
'No, I can remember it.'
'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write
it down, so as not to forget it?'
He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with
strawberries.'
'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it
down?' she asks.
Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it!
Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness
sake!'
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man
returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.
She stares at the plate for a moment.
'Where's my toast?'


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Re: Memory Problems.
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2013, 12:54:30 am »
Hey Marge!

Quit talking about me!

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Re: Memory Problems.
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2013, 06:17:28 am »
Hi Marg. Are you having a poke at me???. After all the slagging I got over the NUTS carry on. The other day my wife suggested I get a MEMORY FOAM mattress. She reckons it would have a better memory than me. Must admit there could be a grain of truth there.  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::).
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Re: Memory Problems.
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2013, 07:00:24 am »
I was going to post a comment on this but when I started I forgot what I wanted to say...It'll come to me just wait a minute!...what was the question?

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Re: Memory Problems.
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2013, 08:09:12 am »
LOL


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Re: Memory Problems.
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2013, 08:34:18 am »
Good one Marg  Was not quite ready for that ending!
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Re: Memory Problems.
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2013, 10:19:41 am »
Good one Marge (but it's not fair you picking on Rob all the time lol)
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Re: Memory Problems.
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2013, 11:00:56 am »
I did that for my wife once, and got the order correct but, I forgot what I went to the kitchen to get for myself!  >:( ??? :P ::) :-[ :-\ :'(

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Re: Memory Problems.
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2013, 08:16:21 pm »
Marg that is very good. I have to try and remember, but better still I will cut and paste it to my mail list. Better do that before I forget. Now what was I going to do. ?????
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Re: Memory Problems.
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2013, 03:43:40 am »
thanks for the laugh Marg, this was a great one!!!
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