Advice column

[Gabby]

Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns
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Dear John,

I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work,
leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled, and then it broke down about
a mile down the road, and I had to walk back to get my husband's help.
When I got home, I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the
neighbor's daughter!

I am 32, my husband is 34 and the neighbor's daughter is 19. We have been married for 10 years.
When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted they had been having an affair
for the past six months.  he won't go to counseling and  I'm afraid I am a
wreck and need advice urgently.  Can you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila

Dear Sheila,

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused
by a variety of faults with the engine.  Start by checking
that there is no debris in the fuel line.  If none of these approaches
solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty,
causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps, John

[Oges]

 

[wombatie]

AAAAAARRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHH 

[Gabby]

AAAAAARRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHH 

Is that what a wombatie sounds like when it's PO'd?
LOL
Gabby

[Marcellarius]

LOL,

or:

dear Sheila,

lucky for you the neighbors daughter is there to,
being 19y old she's young and due to " workouts" with your husband in a good condition,  so now you can push back the car with three persons....
maybe you should consider buying an other car.

I hope this helps, John

[wombatie]

When it's this wombatie yes.

Marg 

[Gabby]

When it's this wombatie yes.

Marg 

LOL
Gabby