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Offline Dakota Saw Dust

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Guns over Women
« on: April 18, 2012, 08:48:59 pm »
Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women
 
#10.  You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
 
#9.    You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
 
#8.    If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
 
#7.    Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
 
#6.    Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
 
#5.    A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
 
#4.    Guns function normally every day of the month.
 
#3.    A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
 
#2.    A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
 
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman..........
 
You Can Buy A Silencer For A Gun !!!
 
And remember:  Guns have only two enemies.....Rust and Politicians !

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Re: Guns over Women
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2012, 11:40:00 am »
My wife hit me for laughing to loud  :) :) :)
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Re: Guns over Women
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2012, 10:53:30 am »
That is a VERY good one. Gotta go now the wife is coming,  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Guns over Women
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2012, 05:32:04 am »
If I could have found one that could cook, I'd have married it! LOL ;D ;D
Don't tell Laurie.
I'll be eating Beans and weenies every day! LMBO
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