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Offline GrayBeard

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"Divorced Barbie"
« on: October 16, 2010, 07:35:00 pm »
The Divorced Barbie Doll

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made of Ken's jewels.

~~~GrayBeard~~~
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Re: "Divorced Barbie"
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2010, 08:08:45 pm »
    And don't forget.....Half of his Pension!!!!!!!!!!!!!Dave :'(
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Re: "Divorced Barbie"
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2010, 06:42:51 am »
You notice the one thing Barbie doesn't have - a job!
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Offline Russ C

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Re: "Divorced Barbie"
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2010, 08:41:35 am »
There should be a darn good lawyer on the list to. LOL  ::)
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Re: "Divorced Barbie"
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2010, 12:38:52 pm »
I'm changing my name to Barbie!  She's got it made!
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everything!"
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2010, 01:18:17 pm »
Maybe when you grow up, Janet!

I saw a bumper sticker one time that read very much like your statement.

"I want to be like Barbie...That B*&^% has EVERYTHING!"

~~~gb~~~
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Offline Marcellarius

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Re: "Divorced Barbie"
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2010, 02:25:36 pm »
HAHAHAHA

LOL  ;D
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Re: "Divorced Barbie"
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2010, 04:37:32 pm »
Poor Ken.
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Re: "Divorced Barbie"
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2010, 06:20:45 pm »
I think Ken likes being a victim.  Masochist.   :P
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Re: "Divorced Barbie"
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2010, 06:23:33 pm »
What do you expect? He has no b@!!$! :o
« Last Edit: October 18, 2010, 07:05:35 am by Russ C »
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Re: "Divorced Barbie"
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2010, 09:42:35 pm »
I saw a licence tag on a Jag roadster driven by a midle aged blonde one time that said....

"WAS HIS"

Not sure what that really means!?!?  :D :D :D :D :D :D

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Re: "Divorced Barbie"
« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2010, 01:21:13 pm »
And I saw a tag on a Corvette in San Diego that said "EX WIFE".  I don't know if she was bragging or trolling!
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