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Offline GrayBeard

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"Kindness"......
« on: April 20, 2013, 10:05:03 pm »
Works for me!
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Re: "Kindness"......
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2013, 11:23:28 pm »
Why wait until you walk away?  :):)
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Re: "Kindness"......
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2013, 11:41:26 pm »
I've been told women don't fart. ::)
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Re: "Kindness"......
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2013, 12:16:17 am »
Ladies, I swear I'm only repeating what I've heard here but...I've heard that women don't fart 'cause they don't shut up long enough to build up any pressure! (hiding)
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Offline Marcellarius

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Re: "Kindness"......
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2013, 05:22:30 am »
LOL

this are moments I've learned to not respond......

but I'm still laughing  ;D :D ;D

sorry, can't help it....  8)

is the reason women 'turn their nose up'?
(they cant stand their own smell)  ::)
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Re: "Kindness"......
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2013, 09:36:21 am »
Quote from: CharlesDearing on April 21, 2013, 12:16:17 am
Ladies, I swear I'm only repeating what I've heard here but...I've heard that women don't fart 'cause they don't shut up long enough to build up any pressure! (hiding)

Now I understand! Thanks for clarifying that.
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Offline Keefie

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Re: "Kindness"......
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2013, 02:05:18 pm »
You got that perfectly right Charlie

signed Anonymous

(OOPS forgot my name appears at the side  lol )
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Re: "Kindness"......
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2013, 02:51:51 am »
Gentlemen PLEASE there are ladies present we can see what you are saying (typing).   :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o   ::) ::) ::) ::)

Marg  :-*
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Re: "Kindness"......
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2013, 05:16:38 am »
Hi guys and GAL. Ladies don't fart because they keep everything to themselves!!.
As the man in the line at the check out said to the guy standing beside him, "excuse me you farted in front of my wife", to which he replied " I'm sorry I didn't know it was her turn"  :o :o :o :o.
Rob Roy.
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Re: "Kindness"......
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2013, 01:16:42 pm »
Went to a rennasiance festible yesterday and at a pottery shop I saw a mug with SBD FART on it, for those not in the know SBD stands for "Silent But  Deadly".
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